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I’m Alive….

by William Lehman on November 30th, 2006

I thought I’d write this article in Redneck then post a translation of it below. I figure my complaining sounded like a country song. Something like Dell Stole my computer, killed my dog and ran off with my wife but I’m still singing this here song.

…but right now ah wish Dell warn’t. Fo’ them of yo’ who were wonnerin’ eff’n ah had died o’ sonmethin’, no… ah’s hyar. Thanks fo’ th’ email suppo’t. ah didn’t recieve enny submisshuns fo’ th’ Monday Gallery which was mah attempp at tryin’ t’have sumpin quick t’post so ah w’dn’t hafta try t’type wif numb fingers fum th’ cold, cuss it all t’ tarnation. (insert guilt manipulashun hyar) Th’ fine thin’ is thet we haf aquired a better space heater in th’ meantime. T’other fine thin’ is thet th’ church will haf 8 computers dontated t’us later today. ah may be able t’use one of these in th’ meantime till Dell gits mine back t’me fum Texas whar they shipped it t’themselves instead of me, but they put mah name on it. Ummmm yeah… Jedtina was right, it is “Dell Hell” ah thunk I’d does a li’l explainin’ about whut was happenin’. “Postin’ may now resoom as scheduled! Fry mah hide!” Thanks fo’ th’ patience an’ th’ hate mail, (no thankfully artist is flexible an’ nobody sent me one of them).

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…but right now I wish Dell wasn’t.

For those of you who were wondering if I had died or sonmething, no… I’m here. Thanks for the email support. I didn’t recieve any submissions for the Monday Gallery which was my attempt at trying to have something quick to post so I wouldn’t have to try to type with numb fingers from the cold.

(insert guilt manipulation here)

The good thing is that we have aquired a better space heater in the meantime. The other good thing is that the church will have 8 computers dontated to us later today. I may be able to use one of these in the meantime till Dell gets mine back to me from Texas where they shipped it to themselves instead of me, but they put my name on it. Ummmm yeah…

Christina was right, it is “Dell Hell”

I thought I’d do a little explaining about what was happening.

“Posting may now resume as scheduled!”

Thanks for the patience and the hate mail, (no thankfully artist are flexible and nobody sent me one of those).

Tags: redneck, dell, hell, laptop, posting, blogging, blog, alive, dell sucks, texas, did I say redneck?

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