My Crappy Car Loves Me!?
First off, I must tell a little back story. I once had lug nuts stolen off the front driver side wheel. While doing 65 mph (more like 70mph) on the outer belt of Columbus, OH during rush hour, my wheel almost fell off. It sheared several lugs and I managed to get it off the outer belt with a wobbly wheel and 2 remaining lugs holding the wheel on.
Luckily, (or God’s providence) there happened to be a Firestone store right off the exit where this happened. I limped it in. They fixed the problem and I went home that night without the job (I was on my way to a job interview).
So, here it is about a year later and I am going through my mail. I get this strange card with a heart on it, that looks like it is dripping oil. I open the card to find this and I must confess laughed pretty hard.
I thought I’d share since it happened this morning. Keep in mind, that I hate my car. Besides the really bad hail damage, the transmission going out and the engine running like crap because of the 180+ thousand miles on it, I just don’t like it very much. Also, my name is not spelled with an “s” people!
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